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101st Airborne Division deployed in Romania


101st Airborne Division has been deployed to Romania in readiness to cross over into Ukraine if ordered.


UK Prime Minister quits


Liz Truss has become the shortest serving UK Prime Minister in history after quitting after 6 weeks. On the way out she was allegedly heard to say she was getting out while the getting was good.


Robbie Coltrane dead at 72


Robbie Coltrane has died at 72. He was known for playing Hagrid in Harry Potter.


Angela Lansbury dead at 96


Angela Lansbury has passed away at 96 of natural causes. She was an icon of the golden age of movies and television.


US sabotages Nordstream 1 and 2 pipelines


As President Biden said he would do months ago, the US military has cut both gas pipelines from Russia to Europe. This is dire news for Germany and Europe in general as looming heating gas shortages forebode a deadly winter to come.


Hurricane Ian leaves Florida damaged and dozens dead


Hurricane Ian destroyed much of Fort Meyers Florida and killed dozens as it spread destruction.


Coolio dead at 59


Rapper Coolio has passed away at the age of 59. No cause reported.


UK pensions now insolvent, bailed out by Bank Of England


A total collapse of the British economy is imminent. This would have happened today if the Bank of England had not bailed out important pension funds. This is merely a temporary reprieve, the economy will collapse anyway by the end of 2022.


US rail strike looms. Shipments already stopped.


Some perishable shipments have been stopped in advance of a looming US rail strike. Lawmakers are trying everything except giving the workers what they want. A strike during the harvest season will be disastrous.


Queen Elizabeth 2 of England has died


Queen Elizabeth II of England has died after the longest reign in English history of natural causes.


Mikhail Gorbachev dead at 91


The Soviet Unions last leader died today at 91 years old.


Salmon Rushdie stabbed in NY


A masked man attacked famed author Salmon Rushdie while he was giving a public interview. The attacker was taken into custody. Rushdie was stabbed in the neck and taken to a hospital, condition unknown.


Trumps home searched by FBI


A search warrant was issued and executed on Donald Trumps home in Florida. This is probably an unconstitutional fishing expedition that will go nowhere but cost taxpayers. Also another distraction from the inflation, crumbling economy, crushing self imposed embargos, and ongoing undeclared disastrous foreign wars.


Olivia Newton-John dead at 73


Complications from breast cancer caused the singers desth. It was first diagnosed in 1993 and had been in remission until recently.


4 Louisville police officers charged in Breonna Taylor murder


4 Louisville, Kentucky police officers where charged finally, years after the murder of Breonna Taylor was carried out under the guise of serving a no-knock warrant. The charges include lying in court to obtain the warrant.


Pelosi visits Taiwan


3rd in line to the US Presidency, Nancy Pelosi is visiting Taiwan in a move that will antagonize Red China.


Bill Russel dies at 91


Basketball great Bill Russel has passed away at the age of 91.


Nichelle Nichols dies at 89


Famous for playing Star Treks original Uhura, Nichelle Nichols has passed away at the age of 89.




NATO will collapse this winter


Russia is riding high on its fantastic success in Ukraine. Eating up billions from the US that could be fixing things at home. The ruble is more valuable than it has ever been. The US keeps raising the value of hydrocarbons through terrorist acts, which helps Russia more than any other country. Winter cold with no fuel will break Germany leading to a new government that pulls out of NATO followed by everyone else that doesnât want WW3. Russia is pulling out of the Donbatz region so Ukraine has to feed and warm the people there all winter instead.


USA has all the oil it needs, why are we buying it?


There was a strike of light sweet crude, the best grade of oil (better than Saudi Arabia), in the Permian Basin in Texas years ago. This strike gives the USA more oil than any other country and its the best quality oil not the crap oil that is the product of fracking. More oil was produced in the US in 2020 than we used. So why are gas prices so high? The oil corps are selling it on the market and buying worse graded oil for us to use. Just for more profit. We could have fifty cent per gallon gas just like Iran or Venezuela and big oil would still make an obscene profit. Instead they have decided to screw America over for just a little bit more. While our lawmakers do nothing but fill their pockets as well.


the adventures of Koncentration Kamp Kamala and Joe World-War-3


The end times are nigh. Nightmare horror monkeys elected Joe World-War-3 president of the most powerful army in the world. His successor, Koncentration Kamp Kamala will take over when Alzheimer's finally takes him, and the Reich is Back! Slavery for everyone! 2+2=5!


Social media


Where people yell racist insults at each other and feel good that their brand of racism is the goodthink kind of racism. At this point I believe 90% of the posters on social media are children, bots, corporate stooges, and influencers, that is, people paid to post there.


US Senate Posts a Win


With the complete incompetence of our lawmakers and indeed every elected official on display daily, we can all now breath a quiet sigh of relief that they have finally got their shit together. they have managed to sign a law into effect that does nothing concerning daylight savings time. Still have it. Nothings changed. Never mind the imminent nuclear conflict no one in America wants, never mind the crashing economy, never mind the exploding levels of violent crime and gang activity. Go after that pesky DST and do nothing about it, but do nothing about it definitively... like a boss.


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Chicago Police Chief Throws Blame For Skyrocketing Murder Rates


Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy appeared on a local talk show and blamed special interests and lobby groups for the skyrocketing violence on Chicago city streets. He has previously blamed Sarah Palin, and "Government sponsored racism". The actual cause is a corrupt and lackluster police presence and an ongoing gang war over territory. But blaming others is easier than making hard changes to enforce the laws already on the books.


Crazy Woman Pushes Man Into Subway Train


For the second time in a month, some crazy person has killed an innocent victim by pushing them in front of a subway train in New York. Why aren't we all calling for an end to the subway train death machine! Ban all subways!


Petraeus Finally Fired


The CIA Director holds prisoners in a high security facility in Benghazi, long after a government mandate that the CIA is not to hold foreign nationals prisoner. He then shuts down the security of the facility before removing all the prisoners. Then, he doesn't move in support to protect them when they are attacked by elements of Al Qaeda resulting in the death of an ambassador. Then he lies to the American people and Congress about why the attack happened. Not Fired. Gets caught in an affair. Fired.


Houston Cop Shoots Wheelchair Bound Double Amputee


Matthew Jacob Marin, a Houston Police officer shot and killed a one-armed, one-legged man in a wheelchair after his fellow police officer was "cornered" by the wheelchair bound double amputee. Two cops, and a man with one arm and one leg, and they can't restrain him? And what deadly weapon was the one-armed man threatening them with? A pen. Marin killed another man allegedly in the line of duty in 2009, although this man was thought to have both his arms.


United Nations Supporting Syrian Regime


As the Syrian Regime headed by tyrant Bashar al-Assad continues its assault on their own citizens in Damascus and Aleppo, the United Nations is protecting servers used by many high ranking departments of Assad's brutal regime. The servers are run under the United Nation's Development Program, ironically an anti-poverty program. Well I suppose Assad is riding Syria of poverty, unfortunately his plan is to bomb and shell all the poor people in Syria until there are no more poor.


Sharks Attack!


We have all heard on the news the alarming increase of shark attacks world wide. Investigators have mentioned possible causes of the increase to warming oceans, increased human activity in the oceans, and food scarcity in the open oceans. But it's what the mass media is not saying that is the most frightening. Because while the name "shark" garners instant attention it is that other scourge of the sea and what they are doing to us that is in many cases much worse. While a shark attack can be fatal, it often only leaves physical scars, but that other sea-born atrocity can leave its victims devastated and mentally incapacitated. I am of course writing about dolphin rape. Reports of Dolphin-On-Human rape have increased by 83%, and the vast majority of dolphin rape and sexual assault cases go unreported due to the stigma of extro-species sexual contact. We must band together as a human race and stop this horrible crime. This message has been brought to you by Stop Dolphin Rape Society Of The World.