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US sabotages Nordstream 1 and 2 pipelines


As President Biden said he would do months ago, the US military has cut both gas pipelines from Russia to Europe. This is dire news for Germany and Europe in general as looming heating gas shortages forebode a deadly winter to come.


Queen Elizabeth 2 of England has died


Queen Elizabeth II of England has died after the longest reign in English history of natural causes.


Mikhail Gorbachev dead at 91


The Soviet Unions last leader died today at 91 years old.


Shinzo Abe shot dead at campaign rally


Shinzo Abe, Prime Minister of Japan until 2020, was shot with a homemade gun by a former Navy soldier at a campaign speech. He later died of the injuries. Perpetrator caught on scene.


Rogers Telcom knocks out a quarter of Canada’s internet access


A Major outage took down a quarter of Canadian internet service. This is the second time in 15 months with Rogers Telecommunication holding a near monopoly on the internet in the country.


Uganda finds $12 trillion in new gold mine


Uganda has found a new rich seam of gold speculated to be worth $12 trillion. USA has started the process internally to bring freedom or democracy to the people of Uganda.


Cuba hotel collapse kills at least 40


An explosion at a Cuban hotel caused its complete destruction. The explosion was caused by a heating gas system.


Macron wins French Presidency


Macron has won the French Presidential election.


Extrasolar object struck Earth in 2014


An object from outside the Sol solar system streaked across the sky in 2014 and exploded over an ocean. The US government hid information about this object for reasons of national security. zombies? space-plague? Why?


Mass Protests in Pakistan


Protests have erupted in Pakistan over the Prime Minister's attempts to stay in power. Accusations of US interference have been put forward.


Prime Minister of Pakistan dissolves parliament


The Prime Minister of Pakistan dissolved Parliament in an effort to stop a vote that would have removed him from office. Appeals are underway.


Another 737 crashed


Another Boeing 737 crashed, this time in China. The air worthiness of the Boeing 737 max was investigated by Boeing in 2021 and they determined it was all good. This 737 was an NG model and not the poorly designed MAX. Speculation indicates possible power failure as the cause.


Ukraine still is losing to Russia


Russian forces continue to dominate Ukraine, whose plucky resistance is doomed. Zelensky's failure to accept a reasonable diplomatic solution has caused the deaths of thousands and destroyed the country for decades.


Still approaching WW3 over Ukraine


The march to nuclear war with Russia continues, no new developments. Propaganda from both sides still broadcasting. Sabers still rattling.


Assange denied appeal to extradition


Wikileaks publisher Julian Assange was denied the ability to appeal his extradition to the USA on charges he published information sensitive to US security interests.


Canada Hit by Brain Rot Disease


A mysterious neurodegenerative disease has hit New Brunswick, victims show symptoms similar to mad cow disease. A prion disease is not suspected. No known cause currently.


USA bans Russian Oil


USA bans Russian oil.


AirAsia plane crashes into Java Sea


AirAsia flight 8501 crashed into the Java Sea after experiencing heavy turbulence in a storm. All on board are presumed dead.




USA has all the oil it needs, why are we buying it?


There was a strike of light sweet crude, the best grade of oil (better than Saudi Arabia), in the Permian Basin in Texas years ago. This strike gives the USA more oil than any other country and its the best quality oil not the crap oil that is the product of fracking. More oil was produced in the US in 2020 than we used. So why are gas prices so high? The oil corps are selling it on the market and buying worse graded oil for us to use. Just for more profit. We could have fifty cent per gallon gas just like Iran or Venezuela and big oil would still make an obscene profit. Instead they have decided to screw America over for just a little bit more. While our lawmakers do nothing but fill their pockets as well.


the adventures of Koncentration Kamp Kamala and Joe World-War-3


The end times are nigh. Nightmare horror monkeys elected Joe World-War-3 president of the most powerful army in the world. His successor, Koncentration Kamp Kamala will take over when Alzheimer's finally takes him, and the Reich is Back! Slavery for everyone! 2+2=5!


Social media


Where people yell racist insults at each other and feel good that their brand of racism is the goodthink kind of racism. At this point I believe 90% of the posters on social media are children, bots, corporate stooges, and influencers, that is, people paid to post there.


US Senate Posts a Win


With the complete incompetence of our lawmakers and indeed every elected official on display daily, we can all now breath a quiet sigh of relief that they have finally got their shit together. they have managed to sign a law into effect that does nothing concerning daylight savings time. Still have it. Nothings changed. Never mind the imminent nuclear conflict no one in America wants, never mind the crashing economy, never mind the exploding levels of violent crime and gang activity. Go after that pesky DST and do nothing about it, but do nothing about it definitively... like a boss.


FCC Will Not Control Us


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Chicago Police Chief Throws Blame For Skyrocketing Murder Rates


Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy appeared on a local talk show and blamed special interests and lobby groups for the skyrocketing violence on Chicago city streets. He has previously blamed Sarah Palin, and "Government sponsored racism". The actual cause is a corrupt and lackluster police presence and an ongoing gang war over territory. But blaming others is easier than making hard changes to enforce the laws already on the books.


Crazy Woman Pushes Man Into Subway Train


For the second time in a month, some crazy person has killed an innocent victim by pushing them in front of a subway train in New York. Why aren't we all calling for an end to the subway train death machine! Ban all subways!


Petraeus Finally Fired


The CIA Director holds prisoners in a high security facility in Benghazi, long after a government mandate that the CIA is not to hold foreign nationals prisoner. He then shuts down the security of the facility before removing all the prisoners. Then, he doesn't move in support to protect them when they are attacked by elements of Al Qaeda resulting in the death of an ambassador. Then he lies to the American people and Congress about why the attack happened. Not Fired. Gets caught in an affair. Fired.


Houston Cop Shoots Wheelchair Bound Double Amputee


Matthew Jacob Marin, a Houston Police officer shot and killed a one-armed, one-legged man in a wheelchair after his fellow police officer was "cornered" by the wheelchair bound double amputee. Two cops, and a man with one arm and one leg, and they can't restrain him? And what deadly weapon was the one-armed man threatening them with? A pen. Marin killed another man allegedly in the line of duty in 2009, although this man was thought to have both his arms.


United Nations Supporting Syrian Regime


As the Syrian Regime headed by tyrant Bashar al-Assad continues its assault on their own citizens in Damascus and Aleppo, the United Nations is protecting servers used by many high ranking departments of Assad's brutal regime. The servers are run under the United Nation's Development Program, ironically an anti-poverty program. Well I suppose Assad is riding Syria of poverty, unfortunately his plan is to bomb and shell all the poor people in Syria until there are no more poor.


Sharks Attack!


We have all heard on the news the alarming increase of shark attacks world wide. Investigators have mentioned possible causes of the increase to warming oceans, increased human activity in the oceans, and food scarcity in the open oceans. But it's what the mass media is not saying that is the most frightening. Because while the name "shark" garners instant attention it is that other scourge of the sea and what they are doing to us that is in many cases much worse. While a shark attack can be fatal, it often only leaves physical scars, but that other sea-born atrocity can leave its victims devastated and mentally incapacitated. I am of course writing about dolphin rape. Reports of Dolphin-On-Human rape have increased by 83%, and the vast majority of dolphin rape and sexual assault cases go unreported due to the stigma of extro-species sexual contact. We must band together as a human race and stop this horrible crime. This message has been brought to you by Stop Dolphin Rape Society Of The World.


Unfair Employer


In this time of rampant unemployment and stagnant economy, I cannot believe the unemployment bureau can be so heartless. I was dismissed totally without good cause, and when I went to the unemployment bureau to get back the money I have been paying in for 25 years, do you think they gave me some? No, they told me they were backing the company's claim that is not ok to get drink at 8am until you pass out and let your dream-self do your work for you. can you believe that!!!! That is total BS, my dream-self can do twice the job I can. Damn you BlueStreak Airways!!!